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PAP & POOTS GHOST SOLUTIONS

a spooky silly chapter book for 3rd-5th graders

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Pap & Poots Ghost Solutions

Get your elementary school kids into reading with this funky new book series!

Pap & Poots Ghost Solutions is a middle grade chapter book about a grandfather and grandson who solve problems for ornery ghosts. It’s like SpongeBob meets Goosebumps.

Pap & Poots Ghost Solutions
$10.00

Spooky Silly Chapter Book for Elementary School Students.

Like SpongeBob meets Goosebumps, this funky book series follows a cool-guy grandpa and his twerpy grandson as they solve problems for ornery ghosts.

J. Pizza’s Write YOUR Stank reading/writing assembly for 3rd-5th graders

WRITE YOUR STANK reading/writing assembly
$150.00

The Write Your Stank! Writing Assembly is an interactive and creative school assembly for 3rd-5th graders that teaches kids how to morph their personal experiences into fun and epic stories.

I do this by:

  • Inviting the students to find their “stank” (aka passion) by going on a rant. They get to let out all their thoughts and feelings that are built up inside them.

  • Developing main characters from their stanky rant. For example, if they rant about a feisty squirrel, then let’s write a story about that feisty squirrel!

  • Giving the main character a “want” that leads them onto an epic journey.

  • Imagining what that character comes up against on their journey.

  • And finally, how does the journey change the main character?

This assembly is incredibly fun because the students drive the experience, we all play together as a writing team to sculpt a fun and authentic story. To make this assembly active, students are invited to come to the front of the room and act out plot points as we write together.

I reference popular characters like SpongeBob and the cast of K-Pop Demon Hunters to help build practical understandings of these dramatic elements.

The assembly can be given to either a large group (up to 200 students) or a smaller classroom setting. Depending on school schedules, the assembly can vary in length, with 30-45 minutes being the preferred time frame.

Each Assembly comes with 2 free copies of Pap & Poots per class.

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About Mr. PIzza

I come from a background in comedy and writing for kids animation. Additionally, I performed written stories by and for elementary school students through the educational nonprofit, Imagination Machine.

My middle grade (grades 3-6) chapter book is called Pap & Poots Ghost Solutions. It’s about the misadventures of a quirky grandson and cool-guy grandpa who travel the world solving problems for ornery ghosts.

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